The Signs as Bad Fanfiction Writers

Aries: turned off spellcheck and never looked back

Taurus: "lol fuck canon"

Gemini: would actually be a pretty good writer if they would stop calling characters by their hair color all the damn time

Cancer: can't imagine a fanfiction where they write their favorite character shagging anyone but their OC

Leo: three words: Throbbing Meat Wand

Vigro: can't describe anything without writing at least 30 fucking adjectives for the same thing in front of it

Libra: "Ohayo, Snape Sensei," Harry-kun said blushing, "You are looking Sugoi today, desu."

Scorpio: solely responsible for their fandom's Auschwitz AU

Sagittarius: "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears"

Capricorn: has written 10 different fanfics about their most hated character dying within the past month

Aquarius: writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen

Pisces: "hi this is my first fic sorry i suck at summaries hope you enjoy"